Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Honkers!!!!

A friendly message to all those unfortunate people that do not have a cell phone or lack any patience or consideration for others. If you are still the person that drives to a house and honks the horn to let someone know you are there, that is fine.
Now, one honk seems fine, or a bit longer honk followed by a quick second honk should be plenty to alert a person, because i know it alerts me several houses down. 
This is the important part, WAIT at least one to two minutes before honking again, I know being patient when you are in a hurry is very hard, just keep looking at the door as if to speed them up. Now, after a couple minutes has passed, feel  free to remind them you are there and in a hurry by pressing the horn with 2 quick short bursts. That should get your point across and not piss off everyone around you. Failure to follow steps could result in bad behavior.

lets analyze what extended noisy honking does, just to the person you are waiting for, not counting the people you see coming to yell at you or flatten your tires.
 
the two main scenarios i see are as follows:  while you are so rudely honking your horn like a jackass, the person inside is going to get nervous, frustrated, and try to rush even more to accommodate your impatient soul and while they rush more, they forget more and actually take longer to leave. 
Second scenario is that you are really trying to be an ass with the person inside and keep honking, the person gets pissed and takes even longer just to piss you off, and those situations you lose the power because you may have the car, but chances are, you care more about the person going then they do. 

I know there are many different disabilities that you think may require you to honk so much, but if thats the case, you should probably be nicer and go knock on the damn door and help them to the car.

Anyways, quit fricken honking your damn horn and pissing me off!!









Starting Out 9-28-10

Where to begin?  Since there are no followers yet, I would like to welcome myself to The Life and Times of a Crazy Man.  

First off, I am not a professional typist, I write and type as fast as I can while the thoughts are racing through my head, so i may have a lot of punctual and capitalization errors. 
I know there is spelling and grammar check, but I like to rush, its the words that bring the message not the way it looks, or something like that. 

So please do not bother me about it, I have plenty of big problems to deal with, I have no time for the small ones, well truthfully i could make time, but I dont care enough too.  anything else, feel free to tell me im wrong.

Anyways, I do have a wife who I truly love and wonderful kids. I do currently work for a major corporation that I will not name, but they do offer low prices by shady practices and screwing over employees anyway possible. I cant say the pay totally sucks, we do get paid more then inmates. . I know, its gonna take alot of research for that one.

I love writing and stopped doing it years ago, now Iam bring it back at starting here, i will aslo hopefully continue writing my books.

Now, this blog will be about me mainly ranting and raving about people in my daily life, the very odd things that go on in my head, the weird thoughts and ideas, as well as sharing any poems or other work I write. I know my personal info is not much, but its enough considering all the thoughts and feelings i will be sharing.

Just so you know, everything I write, excluding stories and poems, are absolute truth, because in this crazy world, sometimes you  just cant make this shit up.

- THE GEMINI